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Consuming nearly two whole seasons of House via internet in the past week or so gave me an interesting perspective on tonight’s season finale. 
Observations:
One, my cable sucks.  Big TV, sucky cable. 
Two, commercials suck.  And I have a short attention span.
Three, that much House in suck a small amount of time could cause one to believe that various parts might explode at any given moment, requiring a lumbar puncture for diagnosis.
Four, all the things that have been annoying me about the show made the finale very cool.
(Edit the second: And when did Eilas Koteas start playing balding middle-aged men?  This makes me feel old.  I do like what his character on House was named though.  Very cute…  Slightly spoilerish, so don’t go IMDBing if you care.)

But then, I *have* started with the martinis…

Next, Casanova.  (Edit: There was an inquisition in 1753?  *blink, blink*  But hey, look!  It’s Mr. Chance!)

The UPS guy just showed up with my pills-for-the-death.  At 9pm.  Slightly…odd.

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In About.com’s section on Men’s Health, there is the following entry:  Decapitation and Loss of Consciousness.  The Author admits that there is a ‘tenuous’ link between decapitation and men’s heath.  Over-statement, I’d say.  It seems more like an article young boys would take glee in reading.  But the *cough* feminist cell of me has to protest.  Isn’t decapitation unhealthy for women too?  Information about something that is harmful to me is not being presented to me!

Yeah, and I haven’t even started in on the martinis yet…

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Didn’t post yesterday.  The MSG in my left-over Chinese food knocked me for a loop.

Was up early this morning.  Eric had to go to Austin, so I’m on my own until tomorrow night.  So what have I done with my day thus far?  Not much.  I…collected and made a few new LJ icons, including this one from lidi.  (Btw, I finally saw Serenity.  I was not a Firefly fan, but the movie didn’t suck.  It was, in fact, at least an order of magnitude better than Aeon Flux, which I saw weekend before last.  Personally, I think it could have been more sci-fi western and been better.  The icon is a quote I liked since the first trailer I saw.)  And I walked to Blockbuster and back.  A four mile walk, says Gmaps Pedometer.  I detoured to University on the way back because Apache is very screwy.  Rented Casanova and Spider.  Bought new hair thingys at Osco since the headband I was wearing snapped while I was walking.

Now, I really need to get some work done.  I’ve got a lot on my plate and just because Eric’s in Austin doesn’t mean he’s not going to check in later and take a look at my progress.  Oh, internet, how you make my world so small.

I also need to do laundry and dishes.  Blah.