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Horror Films A to Z ~ (Why is there no Y?)

John Dies at the End

Year: 2012
Runtime: 1h 39m
Director: Don Coscarelli
Writer: Don Coscarelli, David Wong
Stars: Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes, Paul Giamatti

A new street drug that sends its users across time and dimensions has one drawback: some people return no longer human. Can two college drop-outs save humanity from this silent, otherworldly invasion?

Initial: The film I had picked for “Y” was no longer available through any streaming service I’m currently subscribed to. My back-up didn’t seem compelling. So, I decided to give another letter’s runner-up a chance to make good. That letter was “J.” Jacob’s Ladder (2019) has been the worst movie I’ve watched this month. Let’s see how John Dies at the End does. I know this is based on a book; I don’t remember the movie coming out.

Production Notes: Don Coscarelli wrote and directed the classic Phantasm (1979).

What Did I Think: (possible spoilers ahead) John Dies at the End was a better movie than Jacob’s Ladder. Granted, that wasn’t a high bar. No, really, John Dies… is an enjoyable if totally nuts movie. In spirit, it is very much like Bride of Reanimator, bright and absurd, but with more dick jokes. Funnily enough, both Jacob’s Ladder and John Dies… have perception-altering drugs at their core. John Dies… handles the concept better. (Sorry, low bar thing again.) It also has Clancy Brown and two male leads who flummoxed me due to my face-blindness.

The movie didn’t get wide distribution, but it’s around now on a few streaming services. It reportedly had a budget of less than $1M (more than Mysterious Island (2010)), but looks pretty darn good. I almost think it might have been a better TV series. There are a bunch of characters that we never really get to know. If you want 1h 39m of weirdness, you could do worse.

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Horror Films A to Z ~ XX

XX

Year: 2017
Runtime: 1h 20m
Director: Roxanne Benjamin, Karyn Kusama, St. Vincent, Jovanka Vuckovic
Writer: Jovanka Vuckovic, Jack Ketchum (based on a story by), Roxanne Benjamin,  St. Vincent, Karyn Kusama
Stars: Natalie Brown, Jonathan Watton, Peter DaCunha

Four short horror films that are directed and written by women.

Initial: Not a ton of choices for “X,” but I’m ready for another anthology.

Production Notes: Directorial debut of musician St. Vincent (also known as Annie Clark).

What Did I Think: (possible spoilers ahead) I’m a little underwhelmed, to be honest, but I probably have a weird want from anything female-led: less “Mom” stories, please. Three of the four stories involved mothers and holidays (Christmas and two birthdays). I mean, I get it. Kids are unnerving and motherhood is a stressful minefield. Are there a lack of Mom horror movies? Maybe there are. Your mileage may vary when it comes to this anthology.

All of the stories were about 15 minutes long, which didn’t leave much room for too much storytelling. Karyn Kusama’s “Her Only Living Son” stood out for being a rather clever take on a horror classic. The other thing I really liked about XX was  that instead of a wrapper story, each section was bumpered by delightfully creepy stop motion by Sofia Carrillo.

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Horror Films A to Z ~ Wounds

Welcome to my unofficial April A-to-Z. I’m not participating in the actual event, but feel free to check that out. I decided I’d chose 26 horror films, one title for each letter of the alphabet, all new to me, and mostly available through the various streaming sources that I have access to.

Wounds

Year: 2019
Runtime: 1h 35m
Director: Babak Anvari
Writer: Babak Anvari, Nathan Ballingrud
Stars: Armie Hammer, Zazie Beetz, Karl Glusman

Disturbing and mysterious things begin to happen to a bartender in New Orleans after he picks up a phone left behind at his bar.

Initial: Heard good things about it, surprised at the low IMDB rating.

Production Notes: Based on the novella The Visible Filth by two-time Shirley Jackson award-winning author Nathan Ballingrud.

What Did I Think: (possible spoilers ahead) The movie ended and I said aloud, “Uh, okay.”

This is a slow, meandering movie (that didn’t bother me). The setting, New Orleans, is excellently rendered, down to the local brands of beers in character’s refrigerators. While I’m not sure I wanted to spend too much time with said characters, the acting is quite good. Armie Hammer is an underappreciated actor, imo. And maybe there is a good horror set-up in the plot of Wounds, but it’s never quite explored or paid off. Kinda makes me want to read the novella it’s based on.

Annoyances: Plot suffered from “I’ll go to the police…later” syndrome. Also, a high-pitched ringing noise is used a few times and, as a tinnitus sufferer, I found it really annoying.

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Horror Films A to Z ~ Vampires

Missed posting yesterday due to Readathon, but here’s the V post on Sunday!

Vampires

Year: 2010
Runtime: 1h 28m
Director: Vincent Lannoo
Writer: Frédérique Broos, Vincent Lannoo
Stars: Carlo Ferrante, Vera Van Dooren, Pierre Lognay

Belgium’s vampire community invites a documentary crew to film one of their families: husband, wife, and two teen children – Georges, Bertha, Sampson, and Grace.

Initial: So, kind like What We Do in Shadows?

Production Notes: What We Do in Shadows is a 2014 film, so Vincent Lannoo’s film predates Taika Waititi’s by a few years.

What Did I Think: (possible spoilers ahead) Not that I watched the trailer before I watched the movie, but the trailer makes this movie look much funnier than it is. It has a few chuckle moments, but it has nowhere the absurdity of What We Do in Shadows. What is does have is a great deal of commentary on class. The family of vampires is solidly upper middle class. The have “neighbors” who live in their basement, vampire who have no children and are therefore not entitled to a house. The Belgium government supplies the Saint-Germains with immigrants and other “undesirables” as food and even help with corpse disposal. The class distinctions are thrown into further relief when the family is temporarily exiled to Quebec. The family is asked to contribute to a “freer” society, hand-in-hand with humans. It doesn’t go so well.

There are a few moments of found-footage peril, but obviously the terror here isn’t to be found in blood and gore. Not at all what I was expecting, but not bad.

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Sunday Salon, 4/26

Sunday Salon

Reading

Yesterday was Dewey’s 24-Hour Readathon. I’m happy to report that I had a pretty good readathon. I read/listened to 651 pages, which is pretty good for a slow reader like me. I also stayed engaged during the whole readathon, which is often not the case for me. I finished Dracula; I should have some thoughts on Dracula and Polodri’s The Vampyre later in the week. I’m leaving Unbury Carol behind. It’s not working out for me.

This week:

H.P. Lovecraft's at the Mountains of Madness Volume 1 (Manga) The Unabridged Edgar Allan Poe Take Joy: A Writer’s Guide to Loving the Craft

Watching

I’m in the homestretch of my Horror Movie A to Z. Yay! Oh, I’ve watched some good movies, but I’ll jonesing for some romantic comedies at this point. The stand-out horror movie this week was Ready or Not (2019). I also watched Dirty Dancing (1987) Friday night as part of Lionsgate’s streaming movie series that I stumbled on by chance.

Other Stuff

Just poking along. The weather has turned very warm. I’m not quite ready for 100F days, but we’ve had a really nice spring so I shouldn’t complain.


The Sunday Salon is a linkup hosted by Deb @ Readerbuzz

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Horror Films A to Z ~ The Uninvited

The Uninvited

Year: 2009
Runtime: 1h 27m
Director: Charles Guard, Thomas Guard
Writer: Craig Rosenberg, Doug Miro, Carlo Bernard, Jee-woon Kim
Stars: Emily Browning, Arielle Kebbel, Elizabeth Banks, David Strathairn

Anna returns home after a stint in a mental hospital, but her recovery is jeopardized by her cruel stepmother and ghastly visions of her dead mother.

Initial: So, this is the remake of A Tale of Two Sisters (2003). I don’t expect this to be half as creepy.

Production Notes: DreamWorks, huh? My notion of this being scary further decreases.

What Did I Think: (possible spoilers ahead) The Uninvited takes one of the main twists of A Tale of Two Sisters and does its own thing with it. In a way, it is thematically more coherent and fairly clever, but it’s also a little less audacious because of that. Big spoiler…there’s no supernatural. Likewise, the choice of camera shots is not as daring in the US version. And it’s not nearly as creepy. On the other hand, things that don’t matter as much are just a little “extra.” The house is bigger, the inciting event is more dramatic. Elizabeth Banks as the step-mother is more arch. There is an explosion.

The Uninvited isn’t a *bad* movie, it’s just a very safe one.

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📚 Dewey’s 24-Hour Readathon, 4/25/20

All the Readathon Details

The official readathon start time for me is 5am, which is so, so early. Maybe I’ll be up, maybe I will sleep in. I know my limits. But I’ll try to get in as many hours of reading as possible.

Wrap-Up

I read 651 pages! It was a good readathon, maybe the best I’ve had in a while.

Hour 22

02:35 – Time to get some sleep.

Hour 21

  • Reading: Some Edgar Allan Poe. An audacious pick for 1am. Also H.P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness by Gou Tanabe
  • Food & Drink: Diet Dr. Pepper. Dark chocolate peanut butter almond granola bar.

Hour 20

Finished Daisy Kutter: The Last Train! 🤖

Hour 19

  • Reading: Daisy Kutter: The Last Train by Kazu Kibuishi

Hour 18

  • Reading: “The Vanishing” by Peter S. Beagle
  • Food & Drink: Cheese & sausage on Triscuits. And a shot of vodka.

Hour 17

  • Reading: Reading this week’s Deal Me In story, “The Vanishing” by Peter S. Beagle
  • Food & Drink: Glass of iced tea.
  • Other Stuff: Moved back into the front room, updating on the laptop.

Hour 16

Finished Dracula! 🦇

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